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Sue Wilsea & Jackie Goodman

RENT A WRITER - MAIL ORDER

We've all been there and it's not easy. You've got a festival programme to fill and all the writers you contact are already booked, too expensive or refuse to travel further north than Watford. With Rent A Writer you can leave all the worry and hassle behind. Rent a writer will see to everything - all you have to do is fill in your requirements on the form below and Rent A Writer will whiz an author, chosen carefully to match your specifications, from South London to your choice of venue. Remember prices include postage and packing.

Rent a writer - it just couldn't be easier.

Please note that our writers are fully conversant with Northern mores and are fully guaranteed to have low expectations of accommodation, food and drink. A small hotel room, with a dim light bulb and no tea and coffee making facilities will therefore be expected.

Satisfaction or your money back!

Rent A Writer guarantees to refund all monies if you are not completely satisfied. Just return your author, along with his / her books, in original condition for a full refund.

Here is what some previous customers of Rent a Writer had to say:

"When Edwina Currie cancelled the week before the Festival I was so depressed I felt like reading some Larkin poems. Luckily Rent a Writer came to the rescue! We were able to order a replacement who arrived within forty eight hours and no one even noticed the difference!"
Sheila
Cheltenham

" As long as they've written a book or been a Head of State our audiences don't really care who it is. Rent a writer fulfils a very real need."
Toby
Hay-on-Wye

Rent a writer - it just couldn't be easier.